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(ALSO i UPDATE MI DESCRIPTION EACH TIME i CHANGE MY TITLE)

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Hello- yes hello there- welcome to mi blog, mi main tag(which are mostly save reblogs, but is also for original posts) is “æ”

Mi queue tag on the other hand is “œ”! It is explained in this post!

Don’t forget to read the description because yes

(past mi worked hard on it)

i prefer to use they/them!

You can call mi with any nickname you want as long as i am okay with it!1!! i go by Skrunkly on discord tho!!

This post might change in da future because u know!1!1!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Most of mi old art on this blog is also tagged with æ

Jsab side blog where i post and reblog jsab stuff is @jsab-reblogs

Sky cotl side blog where i mainly post and reblog sky cotl stuff is @rns-skyblog

i also have an ao3 account(shared with mi brother), but i mostly just use it to read stuff lol :/ (it’s ToastyLycan btw)

@ask-the-dirt-block which is a Minecraft oc ask blog about.,.,,. A (sapient) dirt block of course- (edit. Changed this, this is no longer dead[sort of], but i can say it’s no longer a character askblog, people can send asks about mi minecraft ocs here instead)

Current pfp is this funky guy

due to unforeseen circumstances, i cannot change mi pfp, On The Run is eternal

Edited this again to add mi sona ref again(which is at the bottom)

⚠️⚠️ WARNING ⚠️⚠️ BIG BLOCK OF TEXT AT THE VERY BOTTOM BECUASE i DIDN’T WANT TO LOOSE MI OLD DESCRIPTION BUT i STILL WANTED TO CHANGE IT SO i PUT IT UNDER AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THIS POST

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[birbologist]

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

[sabertoothwalrus]

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[catboydivorce]

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beasts from my cassettes

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[chaumas-deactivated20230115]

Last week I accidentally took an edible at 10x my usual dose. I say “accidentally” but it was really more of a “my friend held it out to my face and I impulsively swallowed it like a python”, which was technically on purpose but still an accident in that my squamate instincts acted faster than my ability to assess the situation and ask myself if I really wanted to get Atreides high or not.

Anyway. I was painting the wall when it hit. My friend heard me make a noise and asked what was wrong—I explained that I had just fallen through several portals. I realized that painting the wall fulfilled my entire hierarchy of needs, and was absolutely sure that I was on track to escaping the cycle of samsara if I just kept at it a little longer. I was thwarted on my journey towards nirvana only by the fact that I ran out of paint.

Seeking a surrogate act of humble service through which I might be redeemed and made human, I turned to unwashed dishes in the sink and took up the holy weapon of the sponge. I was partway through cleaning the blender when it REALLY hit.

You ever clean a blender? It’s a shockingly intimate act. They are complex tools. One of the most complicated denizens of the kitchen. Glass and steel and rubber and plastic. Fuck! They’ve got gaskets. You can’t just scrub ‘em and rinse them down like any other piece of shit dish. You’ve got to dissemble them piece by piece, groove by sensitive groove, taking care to lavish the spinning blades with cautious attention. There’s something sensual about it. Something strangely vulnerable.

As I stood there, turning the pieces over in my hands, I thought about all the things we ask of blenders. They don’t have an easy job. They are hard laborers taking on a thankless task. I have used them so roughly in my haste for high-density smoothies, pushing them to their limits and occasionally breaking them. I remembered the smell of acrid smoke and decaying rubber that filled the kitchen in the break room the last time I tried to make a smoothie at work—the motor overtaxed and melted, the gasket cracked and brittle. Strawberry slurry leaked out of it like the blood of a slain animal.

Was this blender built to last? Or was it doomed to an early grave in some distant landfill by the genetic disorder of planned obsolescence? I didn’t know, and was far too high to make an educated guess. But I knew that whatever care and tenderness and empathy I put into it, the more respect for the partnership of man and machine, the better it would perform for me.

This thought filled me with a surge of affection. However long its lifespan, I wanted it to be filled with dignity and love and understanding. I thought: I bet no one has hugged this blender before. And so I lifted it from its base.

A blender is roughly the size and shape of a human baby. Cradling one in your arms satisfies a primal need. A month ago I was permitted to hold an infant for the first time in my life, an experience which was physically and psychologically healing. I felt an echo of that satisfaction holding my friend the blender, and the thought of parting with it felt even more ridiculous than bringing it with me to hang out on my friend’s bed.

[chaumas-deactivated20230115]

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[jrwi-updates]

Charlie uploaded a tiktok!

[Video ID: A tiktok from Slimecicle. It has a filter on that reads "How old do i look" and has four corners around his head, sort of like a box.

Charlie says "People always say I look kinda young so lets see if this uh- has any weight" and he activates the filter, which says he looks sixteen years old. Charlie says "Sixteen," and takes his glasses off and starts the filter again. The filter reads one year old, and Charlie laughs. /End ID]

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I want to apologise to

[wheeloffortune-design]

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[zenkaiankoku]

This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.

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[iaminsideyourwalls]

Sketchdump of my old drawings from a year+ ago. Featuring some ship art, some drawings for comics that I never made, some incorrect quote memes, and some drawings for fics I've written.

Looking at it now I realize I gave Engie the wrong kind of goggles ; _ ; It's fine I'm fine.

aw man this is gonna be a lot of tags

lemme know if you want more of this hoe crap ಠ‿↼ i'm full of it

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[clusterduck28]

So I think the best strat here is for the users who did get the new layout to just stop using the desktop version of the site for a while, like a week or a month or however long their 'experiment' is supposed to last, while the users who didn't get the new layout should keep using the desktop version like normal or, perhaps, use it even more than usual.

My guess is that they're doing basic A/B testing on the new layout to see if it would boost engagement: the userbase is split roughly 50/50 between the 2 versions and they are going to be comparing the engagement data between the 2 groups of users to see if it's worth it switching everyone to the new layout or not.

Basically, if you got the new layout and don't like it - don't use it. If engagement metrics of group B (new layout) are lower than those of group A (no change), the experiment will be considered a failure and they will have to reverse the change.

If your tumblr suddenly looks like twitter - it's a sign to log off and go touch some grass! (or just use the mobile app since that engagement data isn't relevant to this particular experiment)

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[klaviergewinn]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[6qubed]

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

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[mahgck]

i love you girls who maim! i love you girls who bite heads off! i love you girls with giant axes! i love you girlies covered in blood and viscera! i love you girls who lose themselves to the rush of battle! i love you girls who are unhinged! i love you girls that lash out! i love you girls that look at their path of destruction and realize how alone theyve become!!!!!

[drakeisperidot-deactivated20220]

Yes, glorifying girls being violent is based apparently.

If someone made a post similar to this one about men you would all be angry.

[mahgck]

I love you men who kill! I love you men who cut down their enemies without hesitation! I love you men who rip and tear with their bare hands! I love you men who fucking lose it during combat! I love you men who seek violent revenge! I love you men who fight like rabid animals! I love you men who fight with ruthless uncaring efficiency! I love you men who have become so stuck in their violent ways they cant recognize when someone is reaching out to help them!

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[blumineck]

There are a lot of great educators out there, but too many people just to critique without actually considering why it's like that.

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